Limited-Time Offer - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·3d ago
My brand has long been "Atheist Jerk-off," but wtf I love Catholicism now. In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce.
The Race Galactic - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·8d ago
There was a period of time where they were just putting Star Wars on shit. Games Workshop used to do that too, with their license. There was some filth.
Numbers Game - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Gabe·10d ago
He's still being dragged down into an incredibly deep hole with the new Fire Emblem, enough to wonder how some of the math could possibly math in this way.
Goerbemisdag - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·13d ago
Strips about "The Christmas In September" go back, yea, unto the site's very founding. This was during a time where "sites" were a thing, luckily we came to our right minds and converted the...
The Euphemism Treadmill - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·15d ago
One of the weirder things about algorithmic media is that I will receive apology videos from people I've never even heard of simply because it's media that has been engaged with beyond a certain...
TLDR: I Love Fortune's Weave - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·17d ago
Sometimes I bounce right off of a Fire Emblem game, and sometimes they get their hooks in me. On paper I should not be into Fortune’s Weave with all its social dynamics and heavy story bits but I...
A Blue Line To A Cuck Chair - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Gabe·22d ago
Before, Gorbiriel lamented that he had to wait longer than reviewers to be disappointed. Now he has begun to lap at that darkwine, drawing from it a dark strength. Or… rage, at least.
WLoVeInE - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·22d ago
I think it’s possible that someone could have a good time with Wolverine. Personally I was bored after a few hours.
A Blue Line To A Cuck Chair - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·22d ago
Before, Gorbiriel lamented that he had to wait longer than reviewers to be disappointed. Now he has begun to lap at that darkwine, drawing from it a dark strength. Or… rage, at least.
Artificial Intelligence, Quote Unquote - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·23d ago
Let's go over a few things. 1. If OpenAI or Anthropic breaches another company's systems, even if no money changed hands, these are Federal and State crimes.
I Put My Hand Upon Your Hip - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·26d ago
I liked Onimusha but I certainly wasn't waiting with baited breath for a new Onimusha. In some ways, in all the ways that matter perhaps, it seemed as though Capcom had onimooshed its last.
Zillennium - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·29d ago
Because PAX Houston is in the process of becoming a real event you can attend, I gave a ton of interviews this time. That's typically not something I do, for a couple reasons.
Good Company - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·31 Aug 2026
Zero Company practically from the jump has been described as - and literally embodies - the Ayurvedic concept of "Star Wars plus XCOM."
Sheath Ledger - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·28 Aug 2026
I eventually bounced off the first Mortal Shell because it was too fucking hard, but I ended up screwing around with the Open Beta for the sequel and it got its hooks in.
Great Chairs At A Great Price - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Gabe·26 Aug 2026
I'm obsessed with Lanterns. We both are. And even though our affection for justice is roughly equivalent - even though I'm the only one who knows what Sector we're in - still, the ring chose him.
Grave-Maker Rounds - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·24 Aug 2026
I haven't even seen any of the leaks; they are effervescent, and quickly boil away. I just know that there are a steady set of leaks for a game that is considered synonymous with the industry, and...
The New Pornographers - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·21 Aug 2026
I always thought the comparison between "Actual Play" and Pornography was kind of a silly joke that had a little bit of truth in it, like all jokes which have the capacity to endure.
Squid Lids - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·17 Aug 2026
For what always felt like a one-off experiment, Splatoon has had a long and successful career of being The Weird Kid in the family.
Children Of The Corn - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·14 Aug 2026
Ronia got back from Brand New Day with a lot of questions about Jean Grey, and it seemed like I might have to make a Powerpoint deck or something to paper over the fact that I failed as a father -...
Brokon - Penny Arcade
Penny Arcadeby Tycho·12 Aug 2026
Among fighting game developers, one stands out as more damp and weird than the others. Their carapace is more mottled, their palps somehow more pedi than the rest. Arc System Works!
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