diceomatic: a DSL for making children's dice games | Robert Heaton
Robert Heaton11 Jun 2025
My five year-old is into football. Really, really, won’t-sit-down, won’t-let-anyone-else-sit-down into football.
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top 2%MinorMiner: we turn your kid's maths homework into Bitcoin | Robert Heaton
Robert Heaton14 May 2025
Hello! Hello! Welcome, welcome. My name is Hobert Reaton, and I’m here in this shabby motel conference room to present you with yet another once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity.
It's not cheating if you write the video game solver yourself | Robert Heaton
Robert Heaton11 Mar 2025
My wife and two little boys sometimes go on trips to see friends or family for whom my presence isn’t strictly required.
Come and work with me on Anthropic's Frontier Red Team | Robert Heaton
Robert Heaton3 Feb 2025
I work at Anthropic on the Frontier Red Team. Our mission is to find out whether AI models possess critical, advanced capabilities, and to help the world to prepare.
PyMyFlySpy: track your flight using its headrest data | Robert Heaton
Robert Heaton4 Dec 2024
“Where are we daddy?” asked my five-year-old. “We’ll land in about an hour,” I said. “No I mean where are we? Are we flying over Italy yet?” I wasn’t sure.
Generating infinite, age-appropriate Cat Crimes puzzles | Robert Heaton
Robert Heaton2 Sept 2024
A few weeks ago my 5-year-old and I tried playing Cat Crimes, a puzzle game in which you work out which of your cats ate your shoes. We had a wonderful time - for about 20 minutes.
PySkyWiFi: completely free, unbelievably stupid wi-fi on long-haul flights | Robert Heaton
Robert Heaton9 Jul 2024
The plane reached 10,000ft. I took out my laptop, planning to peruse the internet and maybe do a little work if I got really desperate. I connected to the in-flight wi-fi and opened my browser.
Hello Deep Learning | Robert Heaton
Robert Heaton13 Oct 2023
Introductions to deep learning are too complicated and spend too much time trying to thrill you with details and real-world applications. This makes them a frustrating place to start.
How to pass a coding interview with me | Robert Heaton
Robert Heaton30 Aug 2023
In the last 10 years I’ve given more than 400 coding interviews. That’s the equivalent of 2 working months just watching strangers having a crack at the same few programming challenges.