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The Bloggess

thebloggess.comadded August 2026

Fire nipples

The Bloggess9d ago

My eyes have decided to stop working in low-light so I bought this necklace thing that has little flashlights at the end so I could use it for reading and doing art and last night I thought that it...

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Oh, there I am.

The Bloggess22d ago

So there’s this strange thing that happens to me where when I’m in a depression it literally affects my sight.

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Sometimes I disappear even to myself

The Bloggess24d ago

So if you are a very close follower of mine you probably noticed that I disappeared here for over a week, which I don’t think I’ve ever done before.

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Not how I expected my morning to go

The Bloggess15 Jul 2026

So this morning I had to get up early for a doctors appointment but instead of my alarm I woke up to an incredibly loud IMMINENT THREAT flood warning and so it gave me an excuse to just go back to...

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a little broken

The Bloggess12 Jul 2026

I’m writing this now bc I don’t ever want to go a week without blogging even if -like now- I’m fighting off a depression that makes me feel more than slightly worthless.

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Get in the bitch dumpster.

The Bloggess3 Jul 2026

My brain has stopped working this week so please enjoy this assortment of things that brought me joy and laughter: - I drove past this and had to stop to take a picture because “GET IN THE BITCH...

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HELL, FRIEND

The Bloggess19 Jun 2026

First off all, apologies if you are signed up for my art substack where I send you a letter each week, because once again I sent off a letter that I thought started with “Hello, friend” but instead...

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In his defense, it was a pretty good book.

The Bloggess11 Jun 2026

I fell asleep reading a book and woke up to the sound of orange chaos: In Purrsy Bysshe Shelley’s defense, I think we’ve all wanted to crawl into a book after devouring it.

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