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Robert Heaton | Blog11 Jun 2025
My five year-old is into football. Really, really, won’t-sit-down, won’t-let-anyone-else-sit-down into football.
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Robert Heaton | Blog11 Jun 2025
My five year-old is into football. Really, really, won’t-sit-down, won’t-let-anyone-else-sit-down into football.
Robert Heaton | Blog14 May 2025
Hello! Hello! Welcome, welcome. My name is Hobert Reaton, and I’m here in this shabby motel conference room to present you with yet another once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity.
Robert Heaton | Blog11 Mar 2025
My wife and two little boys sometimes go on trips to see friends or family for whom my presence isn’t strictly required.
Robert Heaton | Blog3 Feb 2025
I work at Anthropic on the Frontier Red Team. Our mission is to find out whether AI models possess critical, advanced capabilities, and to help the world to prepare.
Robert Heaton | Blog4 Dec 2024
“Where are we daddy?” asked my five-year-old. “We’ll land in about an hour,” I said. “No I mean where are we? Are we flying over Italy yet?” I wasn’t sure.
Robert Heaton | Blog2 Sept 2024
A few weeks ago my 5-year-old and I tried playing Cat Crimes, a puzzle game in which you work out which of your cats ate your shoes. We had a wonderful time - for about 20 minutes.
Robert Heaton | Blog9 Jul 2024
The plane reached 10,000ft. I took out my laptop, planning to peruse the internet and maybe do a little work if I got really desperate. I connected to the in-flight wi-fi and opened my browser.
Robert Heaton | Blog13 Oct 2023
Introductions to deep learning are too complicated and spend too much time trying to thrill you with details and real-world applications. This makes them a frustrating place to start.